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If you are not mixing your girly, clear liquors with Gatorade then you are a newbie pleb. Now listen, I'm a scotch and whiskey kinda guy. Ocassionally, when you gotta pull up the boot straps when times get tight, you gotta downgrade a bit to get the buzz on. This can be especially dangerous if your liver is particularly well-refined on high end brown liquor. That transparent juice will fuck you up worse than a southern dad with a belt when it comes to hangovers, but because it isn't delicious by itself you are presented with a solution to a built in problem: equal parts Gatorade and booze. You're hydrating while you drink. It's not only a gamechanger, it's common sense. This clear stuff tastes like shit anyway so you're not effecting the integrity of the alcohol. I like the Lemon-Lime thirst quencher in my rum. I've seen the kidz do Fruit Punch in their vodka, (standard), and you can get whacky with blanco tequilla and fire away with your Glacier Freeze or Rain Berry, even though that Mango Extremo sounds like it was made for a 2kill-ya bender. Do not under any circumstances insult your gin and the juniper by adding this natural replenisher. Gin is great. Soda water or OJ ya fucking savages.

So there ya go. Hangover - cured. Bars need to start carrying the G-bolt and watch revenue skyrocket. Shit is cheap and this way you don't have to remember drinking water between rounds and wasting the bartenders time asking for water like a bitch.

knowledge is power.

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