Call me Caitlyn

We all knew this was coming. I'm on the record of being all for it. I'm a "whatever floats your boat" kinda guy, and I get how being trapped in this female body would make Bruce turn into the opposite, an Olympic God, as an attempt to prove yourself and your feelings wrong. What we didn't expect was a Vanity Fair cover shoot where we would all have to wonder, "would I bang Bruce Transjenner?" Caitlyn up there has a rack that don't quit! Gotta love those Beverly HIlls surgeons! Whew! I think I'm out on this one, I would imagine she is way too tall for me, and I'm insecure enough as is. But hats off for making me answer the question. PS - how about ol Bruiser picking a name that literally starts with a K sound but then spelling it with a C? Certifiably most insane bit about all this considering his families fascination with K's, and his part in perpetuating it with Kendall & Kylie. smdh

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