Gonna Miss Ya, SEPP

The whole reason I started this was to talk about only things that interested me. Never would I have guessed I would post back-to-back soccer blogs, but here I am. Sepp Blatter is out, and this is great for the beautiful game, but awful for soccer. Here's what I mean: hopefully this resignation is the catalyst for change in FIFA and their corruption is squashed; but soccer is what morons like me call fubol, and they are not the same. Soccer is Suarez biting people, Zidane headbutting chests, and Seppy accepting bribes left and right. This guy was a real-life bond villain! He got re-elected at the height of a corruption scandal! That's power baby! He was untouchable, and then he quit when he felt a little heat. Smdh. You gotta live that lie, bro! Fake it till you fucking make it. That's what you have minions for, my dude. You let them get their hands dirty and make you rich while you're never implicated. I thought he had this all figured out and was smarter than the investigators. He was a villanous inspiration, but not now. Maybe he's got a henchman he can't trust, an underling who he knows is gonna squeel. Terrible way to be taken down. Hey, ya had a good run, Seppy. Fun while it lasted. Let's go back to boring, old futbol where everyone behaves and no one ever breaks a 0-0 tie.

PS there better be "President Mode" in this game everyone is bananas about. Like in Madden franchise mode you always just end up firing everyone, moving a team into your home town, and creating outrageous jerseys that would make th Oregon Ducks look casual. In President Mode you accept bribes, decide the worst place to hold the World Cup, lie through your teeth and try not to get indicted. You're welcome game developers.

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