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Jellyfish get mouth pregnant

  • PaddyO
  • Jun 4, 2015
  • 1 min read

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Garm says males and females are probably attracted to each other by chemical signals. "When they touch and they are both ready to mate, the male grasps the female and actively transfers a package of sperm to the mouth of the female," he says.The female then eats the sperm package. Science is fucking weird. And things in science fuck weird. Most of the time sex sucks. We aren't that good at it, and there's so many factors and chemicals that are just bound to make it awkward and forgetable. For most guys the blowie is the best thing going. A good ol' beej requires so little effort from us and makes us feel like kings, but first and foremost there is ZERO chance of getting knocked up if they swallow the babies! Then here comes these chick jellies offering up BJ's to the fellas and wham bam preggers. How fucked is that?! Totally againt the rules J-fish. Not cool. Literally making babes in the belly. smdh. Cmon biology, is nothing sacred!?

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