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Word Misogyny


Is "box" an east coast thing? Are you west coasters missing out on this? Anyway, this looks like someone uploaded this pic from a floppy disk, and I'm ok with that because you guys know I'm not here breaking news, and I can be a little behind the times, but WTF are the stains at the top of this shirt? LIttle ominous. Why's the "D" in dependent capitalized? Is the editor clever enough to imply this makes the D bigger? Why is there no comma after virginity? Why is she wearing a bra? She obviously approved this pic, and wanted the attention on the tata's, why not go all out? NIps for clicks, home girl. Also, are girls ok with box as an alternative to pussy? Ya'll can be a little squeemish with moist, and panties, and pussy, so can we go sopping, private protectors, and box? What about drenched, lip hiders, and gash? Oh man. gash, and slit. Hurts my brain. Such sharp words. This is what happens when you nix certain words, we don't come up with better alternatives, it can always get worse. Just buck up, accept our un-sexy sex talk, "is that pussy all moist for me in those panties?" and roll your eyes. It'll all be over with so very soon. This is how my brain works. Scary scary place.

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